Stratfield Turgis & Hartley Wespall Cricket Club

Debut 2008 Injury prone, 40 plus years, keen as mustard participator in the nobel game!! Oh--and the only player in the village!!!

Debut: 2001 ?
Batting; RIGHT HAND
Bowling; RIGHT ARM OVER
Best league batting; 58 n.o
Best league bowling; If only eh !!
Favourite tipple; Ladyboy (Vodka, Redbull, Bacardi Breezer)
Most embarrassing cricketing moment; Anytime I drop a skyer or hitting a legside full toss straight to a fielder.
Best Cricket Moment; Walking off the pitch having made a contribution to a Stratfield Triumph !!

Debut: 2005
Batting; RHB
Bowling; RHB
Best league batting: 55 vs Crown Wood 3XI
Best league bowling: N/A
Nickname: Dingers
Favourite tipple: Fosters ice from the Stratfield club bar
Most embarrassing cricketing moment: Making a fool of myself in a damp outfield with substandard kit including a pair of trainers and Ian Roger's spare trousers.
Best cricketing moment: Batting through the innings against Hawley 2nd XI.

Debut: 2006 vs Peppard I took a wicket with my 1st ball for the club Nick name: Wally, Peg, Jake, Tanthorr.... Batting: RH bat - likes going over the top and Morkeling them! Bowling: Right handed Drivvle-Drovvle, all over the place. Fielding: The paws field in close, real close. Likes to keep wicket sometimes when Ginge is having a rest. Best Crix moment: 1st. Opening the batting with Ginger for the 1st time and sending the pies flying 4.6.4. 2nd. Skipper Rest of the World vs England and STUFFED them. Worst Crix moment- 4 seasons batting 11 for Liphook & Ripsley IV. DIE - JOHN STRONG!! Favourite Tipple - Tall Horse Wines - Wild with Flavour!! From the beautifull mountains of the Boland comes something with character and style!! Languages- Two. Jonesy is teaching me a third! Twll dyn bob saes!!! Hobby's - Gun running, turning of virgins, gold smuggling, church burning, slaying of dragons, mutany, overthrowing governments, cuddling hot M.I.L.F's, nothing fancy really!! Favourite qoute - Life can sometimes cost you an arm and a leg..... Goal for the season: Batting average of 50+ for club and county. Sorting out me bloody bowling!! Getting laid. Often.

matthew girle 16

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left handed opener, lightening in the field, left arm all over the place bowler,

Debut: 2007
Batting; Right
Bowling; Right
Best league batting; 25 not out v Bradfield 2
Best league bowling; n/a
Nickname; n/a
Favourite tipple; Brains SA
Most embarrassing cricketing moment; having to ask (every saturday night) very drunk people in a rugby club if they could play cricket the next day
Best cricketing moment; the 19 not out against Pinkneys, the fact that it helped steer the side home (with the skipper) when we were wobbling was an amazing feeling and was my first proper contribution to the team

Debut - just after the club was formed
Batting - right handed
Bowling - left arm optimistic
Best batting - the 52 overs at crown wood for 25 !!
Best bowling - only overs ever bowled in league were at Embrook where I dismissed a bloke on 96. He was well miffed!
Nickname - Turvs - Mr T
Tipple - john smiths smooth - fosters ice - anything bought by others!
Embarrassing moment in cricket - being carried from the pitch by Tim Waite after being renderred unable to walk (just leave it at that I think) - first ball duck at Emmer Green batting at 3 after watching nobby score 100+
Best cricket moment - playing for and skippering Hants disability squad - batting for hours at Welford Park with Strazz to save the game!